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Conservative Leadership

Jul. 5th, 2004

12:42 pm - Screw it

The internet can kiss my ass.

Jun. 29th, 2004

02:38 am - Excuse my French

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Jun. 28th, 2004

07:06 pm - CRAP!

We're losing already.

C'mon Ontario!

05:32 pm - Yikes!

Oh man am I nervous. At least the Maritimes seem to be voting for me!

Current Mood: nervousnervous

Jun. 27th, 2004

01:27 pm - Almost There

Tomorrow is election day.

Vote Conservative!

So recently I spoke my opinion about not going to Iraq, stating it was "unpopular" among Canadians. It's come to my attention recently, that us Canadians apparently aren't too big on being America Jr., which is a disappointment. If I become PM tomorrow, I suppose I'll have to scrap the plan where I make our new flag the Star Spangled Banner but with stars representing the provinces.

Sigh, I'm blaming this on the Liberals.

Current Mood: hopefulhopeful
Current Music: Frank Sinatra - Fly Me to the Moon

Jun. 24th, 2004

11:51 pm - Chatting with Premiers

I tried out these "chat rooms" by speaking with Ralph Klein (Premier of Alberta) in one of them. Needless to say, it didn't go so great.

Current Mood: irritatedirritated

10:31 pm - Health Care

I feel I must inform you younger voters about my current platforms in this short amount of time leading up to the election (June 28! Vote Conservative!)

As per usual, there is some concern regarding my plans for health care in Canada, if I do in fact become Prime Minister. Now, people know I am in support of a two-tier health care system, which would keep a public system going (for you poor folk) and establish a private system (for my friends) which would allow for people with money to get treatment they need if they're willing to pony up the dough.

Now, I've heard some concern as to "Where are the extra doctors going to come from? Opening a private sector will take remaining doctors away from the public sector allowing the rich to get what they want and screwing the common folk."

So I'm here to re-assure you, we will not lose doctors in the public sector. How will I do this? It's simple, I will simply allow cloning of currently existing doctors, therefore - more doctors. We will no longer have to worry about the brain drain. And for my Christ loving friends, don't worry about extra space in heaven being taken up, because we all know clones don't have souls!

I hope this information was useful to you. Thank you for your time.

Current Music: Conservative Party Theme (Demand Better)

10:16 pm - Welcome

So...

This is the creative boondoggle known as "the internet." My advisor's told me it was a good idea to establish this account in the hopes of attracting new voters, so here we go, I suppose.

I've also recently discovered this device known as "instant messaging." Apparently, everyone already has it, most of my MP's, the other leaders. It certainly makes multiple conversations easier. I'm eager to open myself up to this new group of possible voters.

Current Mood: energeticenergetic
Current Music: Survivor - Eye of the Tiger